* Viking - Licked - Induced Orgasms Served *

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The Swedish Delish has to look pleasing to the eye
of our Viking Sex God, or it's my hide!
He is a hard master to please, but I do it so very willingly.

UPDATE: I have been very very naughty (that's what Eric tells me anyway). My humblest apologies for doing nothing to this site. However, I am hopeful that I can correct this in the near future.
How will I be punished? I wonder if it will be like dancer, Yvetta of Estonia? One can only hope. . .


A word of advice,
we are still at ALL HAIL The NORTHMAN.
Go visit us there!
--EGP

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Eric's iPOD

A little spicy variety: Spanish, Hindi, French, Icelandic & of course, Svenska!

Eric's exception because. . . he won't admit to loving humans. Yet.

There he is . . . my delectable morsel. My darling. My Swedish Delish.

Eric's exception because, , ,Eric is nobody's bitch and He's not fond of Yahtzee, nor the Queen.



Eric's exception because. . .wind-blown hair = bed-head hair with me!

Can you say SWOON-WORTHY?!!

Eric's exception because. . .he is the finest dead mutherfucker to ever wear a grey suit!


4:58 - Eric, looking like the finest devil in a grey suit walking up to the Queen's Palace. YUM!

Eric's exception because . . . his tongue does beautiful things to my nether regions. *guh*

Oh my lord. That TONGUE.
*breathing disrupted*
*smokes imaginary cigarette*

Was it just as good for you? ;)


Eric's exception because . . . shirtless, vulnerable Eric is SO swoon-worthy.



*gah* That man is pure candy. *gulp*

Eric's exception because . . . Eric in your bed can only mean you've reached Valhalla.


Bill who?????

Eric's exception because. . .there are words he doesn't understand and we do.



Eric and Sookie scenes.
Woot Woot!
Let the games begin!!

Eric's exception because. . .humans "certainly don't keep well."



Eric's exception because...He knows how to suck So well. *grin*

Eric's exception because . . . "Godric is my maker."

Eric's exception because. . .can't the world use a bit more Arm, Shoulder & Back porn from Eric???

. . . and finger porn too!
Look at them move around near his pocket. *mesmerized by said fingers* *twitches*

Eric's exception because . . . the world needs his sensual, intoxicating blood & joie de vivre!


"How nice for you." - E

Eric's exception because... "You surprise me and that is a rare quality in a breather." - E

Eric's exception because. . . He likes it when I eye-fuck his luscious, pink, wet tongue. *grin*

black & white




** L I C K **
Is That a Complete Eye Fuck, or what?
*GRIN*


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True Blood Season 2: Eric & Bill = FaceOff with Voiceovers!

Ok. HBO is officially trying to drive us insane with anticipation of the love triangle! WOOT WOOT!

Eric’s 4 voiceovers heard:
1) “I’m only asking your permission out of respect.”
2) “I want her; I can take her.”
3) “We made a deal, your human and I.”
4) “You should remember that I am your Sheriff.”

Eric & Bill = FaceOff


TB Season 2 Promo: ERIC



f - u - u -u - c - k
Look at him and his fine self! *sigh*

Monday 29 June 2009

True Blood - 2x03 - "Scratches": The Best of Eric Northman.

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True Blood: 2x03 "Scratches" - Sookie Confronts Eric and Frees Lafayette


  • :35 - Enter Eric, in a tight, green t-shirt and fuck-tastic jeans!
  • :45 - Sookie Slaps; Eric Flirts! *snort*
    "And may I add. That color suits you     very well." *grin*
  • 1:15 - Sookie Threatens;
    Eric Fangily Maneuvers.
  • 1:21 - "But Perhaps, we can come to some sort of arrangement?" *grin*
  • 1:57 - "Your human is getting cocky."
  • 2:16 - E/S banter ensues-- *LOL!*
    They are SO getting it on soon!
    Eric: "You surprise me and that is a rare quality in a breather."
    Sookie: "You disgust me"
    Eric: "Perhaps I will grow on you"
    Sookie: "I prefer cancer"
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Monday 22 June 2009

"Chow time!"

Wow. The makeup is already much better.
Don't you agree, minions? *nods*
Now, about the teeth--
All I have to say is "BITE ME, ERIC!"
SOURCE
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True Blood 2x02 "Keep This Party Going"


Yikes. Yahoo. Yum!
Loved It! *sings: LOOOVE IIItt!!*
Eric SO shined!

Btw. The B52s song playing in Merlottes whilst everyone is paying tribute to Dionysus (courtesy of MaryAnn, the Maenad) is the title of this episode, "Keep This Party Going."

Also, when Sookie 'reads' Mary Ann, she hears "Bacchus...Bacchus...", which is the Roman name for Dionysus.

Alrighty. That concludes our intro to Classical Mythology today, kiddies.
Stay tuned till next time! :)
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Tuesday 16 June 2009

"I Beg Your Pardon?" - E

Thanks Jasperann!
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Sunday 14 June 2009

TB Season 2: Episode 1: Eric, So Viciously Delicious!


OMFG! Look at :22

OMFG! Look at :53
That cape comes flying off and exposing the yummiest, meatiest, man-meat shoulders & arms. . . *GAH*
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Thursday 11 June 2009

Alexander Skarsgard Audio Interview with EricNorthman.net (6-09-2009)

Omg, Omg, O M G !
Alexander was interviewed today
by the lovely DeeDee over at EricNorthman.net.
It was a wonderful, fact-finding interview that transpired on BlogTalkRadio this afternoon.

Alexander was amazing. Of course!
Audio is good and
the Swedish Delish doesn't disappoint!

Alexander informs us the following:
  • Eric will be on all 12 episodes of Season 2!
  • We will finally see Eric fly
  • The haircut will be explained. The foil we’ve seen in trailers does have to do with his new hairstyle! *giggle*
  • Eric will be seen in women’s clothing at one point.
    (Tranny much, Eric?)
Yippee!! *beams madly*
Transcript is ready, peeps.
Show ericnorthman.net some love and check them out!
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Tuesday 9 June 2009

Just Because. . .


See kiddies-
This is what you get when I'm in a good mood.
32 seconds of pure bliss.
Long live the AS Kiss!!
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Eric Northman: He Is MINE!

E R I C . N O R T H M A N:
The Swedish Delish
. . . . . . . . .
Ok. Folks.
Tell me what do you think of
the newest face of Swedish Delish?
Editing is still in progress.. .
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Monday 1 June 2009

Groggy Alexander in LadyGaga Video

Yes. Groggy Alexander is Swexy.
Even his nostrils are lickable.
Many thanks to bluebear-74.@ LJ.
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